Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin, I am *not* trying to seduce you.
Benjamin: I know that, but *please*, Mrs. Robinson, this is difficult...
Mrs. Robinson: Would you like me to seduce you?
Benjamin: What?
Mrs. Robinson: Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Benjamin: I'm going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but I'm going home right now.

How many pots have you smoken?

Andy Stitzer

Juliet: Banoffee pie?
Mark: No, thanks.
Juliet: Thank God. You would've broken my heart if you'd said yes.
Mark: Right, well, lucky you.

Dominic Badguy: Dominic
Fozzie Bear: Dominic Badguy?
Dominic Badguy: "Bad-gee". It's French.

Samuel: Still hung over?
Tristan: Still drunk!

If a court-martial is the only way to tell the Federation what is happening here, Admiral... I welcome it.

Captain Picard

Of course time is just a counting system... numbers with meanings attached to them.

Walter Sparrow

They invited Pac Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher?

Wreck-It Ralph

If you find any alien beings down there do not engage them, do not talk to them, do not do anything but report back to me.

Meredith Vickers

I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.

Russell Hammond

I like you Rusty, but I think it's over... It's just not right for me. It's over... I don't want us to end enemies.

Caroline Polhemus

I find you very attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we go through a number of platonic activities before we ... have sex. I'm simply proceeding with those activities. But in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. You're gonna slap me now.

Nash

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