Kathy Selden: Now look, Miss Lamont, Don and I...
Lina Lamont: Don? Don't you dare call him Don! I was calling him Don before you were born! I mean... You-you were kissing him!
Don Lockwood: I was kissing her! I happen to be in love with her.
Lina Lamont: That's ridiculous. Everybody knows you're in love with me.

And don't even think about anybody coming for you. Not the doctors, not your agent, not your family. 'Cause I never called them. Nobody knows you're here. You better hope nothing happens to me. Because if I die... you die.

Annie Wilkes

Don Billingsley: If I have anything to say about it tonight you're going to get drunk and you're going to get laid.
Mike Winchell: I'm not going out drunk and foolin'.

People don't want a hero, they want to eat cheeseburgers, play the lotto and watch television.

William Somerset

I love your eyes. I even love... your mother.

Johnny

Come on Mr. Treasury man, ARREST ME!

Frank Nitti

Bill: How do I look?
The Bride: You look ready.

[describing Ian] A xeno with big, long, hair on top of his head!

Gus Portokalos

I have a confession to make, I think about you more then I ought too.

Sally Wheeler

I was cured, all right!

Alex

Barry Badrinath: I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I would do if somebody shoved a paddle handle up my ass.
Barry Badrinath: Wasn't the handle. I've been shitting pancakes ever since.

It's all Obi-Wan's fault. He's jealous. He's holding me back.

Anakin

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