We'll take one secret formula to go. Clear the area, citizens! There's gonna be some serious aft-kicking here!

SpongeBob SquarePants

I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.

Mr. Furious

I opened up to you, and you judged me.

Tiffany

Roy: So what did your dad do? Was he an imperial guard?
Chon Wang: No, much more important. He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
Roy: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!

[to Joel] Are you ready for me... Ralph?

Lana

CHRIST. Terry. This is Italian knit.

Frank Abagnale, Jr.

[visiting his old house] ... I remember when she was standing there all nervous and shy with that small smile... And all I wanted her to do was trust me... And she did... She did...

Rocky Balboa

Sadusky: There is a book and it has the information you need. The President's Book of Secrets. A collection of documents for President's eyes only. The truth behind the JFK conspiracy. The missing minutes from the Watergate tapes. And of course, Area 51.
Ben Gates: It contains all of our nation's secrets. I need to see that book.
Sadusky: The only way you'll ever see that book is if you get elected President.

Interviewer: Do you know how to use Excel?
Arthur: No.
Interviewer: Powerpoint?
Arthur: No.
Interviewer: Outlook?
Arthur: Generally positive. You know, I mean, I have down days, like anyone, but...

I'm gettin' too fat for this s***.

Larry

[Nick, Dale and Kurt are visiting Dave in prison] Hello Nick, guy who saved my life, guy who fucked my wife.

Dave Harken

I got off that boat with nothing but my dancers belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!

Corky St. Clair

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