Zeus: What the fuck are you doin'?
John McClane: Interrogatin' him.
Zeus: Well, what's he gonna tell you, "I'm dead"?
John McClane: Well, I ain't gonna know 'til I ask him, am I?

Norman Osborn: What do you want?
Green Goblin: To say what you won't, to do what you can't, to remove those in your way.

Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a liter o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A liter o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litercola? Do we sell litercola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Liter is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!

The best thing about being me... There are so many "me"s.
[All the doors open, lots of Smith clones step out]

Agent Smith

You hear that, homey? You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home? Huh?

Alonzo Harris

I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious.

Aaron Green

Why do you think your moves are so grand and noble and I'm always the idiot piece of shit!

Worm

Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it. Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.

Flint Lockwood

Always remember your promise to me. Never let nobody or nothing turn you into no cripple.

Aretha Robinson

Well, you're not going to be alone any more, right? If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?

Tatum

Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.

They ain't tough enough, smart enough or fast enough. I can hit any bank I want, any time. They got to be at every bank, all the time.

John Dillinger

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