I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

Paris Hilton

Let's deflower the kid.

Polexia Aphrodisia

I detest this place like a sickness.


Kyle: Let me have some candy, Cartman.
Cartman: Let's see, hmm, nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.
Kyle: Fine! Like you really need all that chocolate, fat boy!

Jerry, enjoy my wife.


Jonah Baldwin: Talk to her, dad. She's a doctor.
Sam Baldwin: Of what? Her first name could be Doctor.

Those men and that muff-diver believe in you.

Patches O'Houlihan

Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.

Green Goblin: You're pathetically predictable, like a moth to the flame. What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out?
Spider-Man: It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.
Green Goblin: Wrong answer.

[Tapping Chappie's head] You know what's in here? Bunch of wires mate!


For reasons passing understanding, people do not relate guns to gun-related crime.

President Andrew Shepherd

Shaman of Maypore: Now you see the power of the rock you bring back.
Indiana Jones: Yes. I understand its power now.

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