"It must be some kinda... hot tub time machine." [Looks directly into the camera]Nick
Kirk: What is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?
ybok: I don't control minds. I free them.
Eddie: You gotta take this bitch out!
John Smith: Don't tell me how to handle my wife.
Dawn Campbell: Brad, do you love me?
Brad Stand: I think so.
Dawn Campbell: With the bonnet?
Brad Stand: Ehhh...
Kaa: [after being hit by Bagheera] Ooh, my s-s-sinus. You have just made a s-s-s-serious mistake, my friend. A very s-s-s-stupid...
Bagheera: N-n-now, Kaa, I was...
Kaa: ...mis-s-stake. Look me in the eye when I'm speaking to you.
Bagheera: [has one eye closed to avoid being hypnotized] No, please, Kaa...
Kaa: Both eyes, if you please.
Kaa: You have just s-s-sealed your doom.
Crude noisemaker.General Zod
Larry: Was she deaf? She seems a bit unresponsive.
Rebecca: That's because she's a statue...
Welcome to the party pal.John McClane
You're probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps even looking at those nails thinking, "God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure."George Downes
Molly Peterson: I don't know, I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn getting buttered up to "Funky Cold Medina."
Dupree: Really? I don't.
I don't think two people could have been happier than we've been.Richard Brown
Why can't you just die?Two-Face