Violence and technology... not good bedfellows!

Eddie Carr

Han Solo: I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew.
Princess Leia: He wasn't. I can feel it.
Han Solo: You love him, don't you?
Princess Leia: Yes.
Han Solo: All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way.
Princess Leia: It's not like that at all. He's my brother.

You can't ask me to battle nature in my own heart.

The Duchess of Devonshire

Once-ler: I didn't think anyone still cared.
Ted: Well that's me: The guy who still cares.

Says the man in the air-conditioned room.

Janine Roth

E.T. phone home.


Topper Harley: Can you save him?
Doctor: Can't be sure. I'm not a very good doctor.

James Carter: Hey Lee! What are you doing?
Lee: ...Dancing
James Carter: Dancing! Man, im up here working, putting my life on the line, and you up here messing around, dancing with some Bimbo... Does she have a friend?

Roger Thornhill: What's wrong with men like me?
Eve Kendall: They don't believe in marriage.
Roger Thornhill: I've been married twice.
Eve Kendall: See what I mean?

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.


Be clever, Miss. She'll never let you leave, even if you win the game.

Sweet Ghost Girl

Austin Powers: Smashing, Basil. A pimp-mobile.
Basil Exposition: Yes, yes. I knew it would tickle YOUR fancy.
Austin Powers: What can I say?

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