You don't do heavy metal in Dubly, you know.

Jeanine Pettibone

Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.

Corky St. Clair

Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

Checkers - shut up. Or I'll feed you to the Chinese.

Dick

I can think of a lot of things to call Saito, but "reasonable"... that's a new one.

Commander Shears

No diet works. The only way to lose weight in the thighs is amputation.

Wendy

I wanna live again!

George Bailey

I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.

Banky Edwards

Rachel Dawes: Wait! You could die. At least tell me your name.
Bruce Wayne: It's not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me.
Rachel Dawes: [realizing] Bruce?

Richard: Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.
Frank: Really?
Richard: Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level.
Frank: Thank you for opening my eyes to what a loser I am!

Earl Bassett: They must be long gone by now.
Valentine McKee: Yeah. Hey, why don't you go take a little stroll and find out?

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