Not even the younglings survived.


Y'all are acting like a bunch of sissies! Quit it!

Sheryl Yoast

I could go over to your mama's and light a small fire in her panties!


Rod Tidwell: I am a valuable commodity! I go across the middle! I see a dude coming at me, trying to kill me, I tell myself "Get killed. Catch the ball!' BOO YA! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!
Jerry Maguire: Rod...
Rod Tidwell: I'm from Arizona Jerry! I broke Arizona records! I went to Arizona State! I'm a Sun Devil, man!
Jerry Maguire: And now you want Arizona dollars?
Rod Tidwell: Exaaaacctly!

Wipe that smile off your face, you're a dead giveaway.

Julie Beckley

Prince Henry suffers from an arranged marriage, signore, among other things...

Captain Laurent

So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.


Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.


Are you so sure you have what it take to be the God Focker? Because I am watching you.

Jack Byrnes

[after being propelled from his car into a van and shooting all occupants inside] So much for seatbelts.

Mr. Smith

One day Spider-Man will pay. I swear on my father's grave Spider-Man will pay.

Harry Osborn

She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother.

Norman Bates

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