So hereâ€™s to the groom, who got Carried away.Samantha Jones
Charlie Fineman: Are you a faggot?.
Alan Johnson: Don't say faggot, you just don't call people faggot that's rude.
Charlie Fineman: To a gay guy it is, to you it's just a funny word like poundcake or pickle... You really need some Mel.
Charlie Fineman: [ordering tickets] Take one adult and one faggot.
[to the dead Graboid, which he shot several thousand times] Guess you broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya!Burt Gummer
[narrating] Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job.Annie Savoy
[upon reaching Claw Island]
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Have you got a cigarette? I'm desperate!Sally
The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail.Green Goblin
Alistair Hennessey: You're the most ravishing creature that I've ever seen in my life.
Eleanor Zissou: Hello Skinny.
Alistair Hennessey: Hello Eleanor.
Eleanor Zissou: Is that a new merit badge?
Alistair Hennessey: Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball...
Steve Zissou: Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.
Hey Steve I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, well OK, call me back.Chip Douglas
There's the book! Now, it's our turn to rewrite the story.SpongeBob SquarePants
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.
Indiana Jones: Oh, I believe, sister. That's why I'm down here.
'Cause this time, Effie White's gonna win!Effie Melody White