Dr. Jules Hilbert: What is your favorite word?
Harold Crick: Integer.

Detective Remy Bressant: Would you do it again? Clip Corwin Earle?
Patrick Kenzie: No.
Detective Remy Bressant: Does that make you right?
Patrick Kenzie: I don't know.
Detective Remy Bressant: It doesn't make it wrong, though, does it?

This shit's chess, it ain't checkers

Alonzo Harris

You can put your weed in there.

Bongo Player

Joseph Takagi: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
Hans Gruber: Who said we were terrorists?

Ferrari: I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity?
April: When I was 10.
Ferrari: Okay, moving on...

Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie.

Apollo Creed

Miss Gruwell, he just took my damn bag!

Gloria

God, I hate those fuckin' kids

White Bitch

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
[flings "M" shaped shuriken at the Prime Minister]
Mugatu: Die, you wage-hiking scum!

John: I might get a shag at last.
Judy: Naughty.

Who is this? Sal, is that you. I can hear you breathing you fuck. You listening, your mother sucks fucking big (expletive) elephant dicks, you got that?

Joey LaMotta

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