Banky: God, I'm so embarrassed.
Hooper: You should be. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again.

I know I'm just a white-trash grunt, but I can count. Fuck fucking with a hundred strong!


Wilmer Cook: Keep on riding me and they're gonna be picking iron out of your liver.
Sam Spade: The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.

Seems to me, Cap'n, this mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources.

Private Jackson

Maj. Warden: [to Col. Green] Sir, it's most annoying. They say, in view of the time element, they don't think a few practice jumps would be worthwhile.
Major Shears: No?
Maj. Warden: No, they say if you make one jump, you've only got 50% chance of injury, two jumps, 80%, and three jumps, you're bound to catch a packet. The consensus of opinion is that the most sensible thing for Major Shears to do is to go ahead and jump, and hope for the best.
Major Shears: With or without a parachute?

Let the police put Jane in jail. Hopefully that will save her. And we can happily go on with our tortured lives.


Leo: [to Ulla] We might have a position for you.
Max: Actually, we might have several positions for you.

Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Anne-Marie Sakowitz: No, they all share one.

Tell them... *men* did this.
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Morons... your bus is leaving.


Auctioneer: Now for our next item. The royal crown of Bethmoora... A piece from a long lost culture.
Prince Nuada: [stepping from the shadows] Lost? Not at all. Very much alive and I am here to claim what is rightfully mine.

The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!


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