[as Simple Jack] You make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle.

Tugg Speedman

Dr Ray Stantz: I think we'd better split up.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

King Arthur: Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

Marius: [about Cosette] Eponine, find her for me!
Éponine: What will you give me?
Marius: Anything!
Éponine: Got you all excited now, but God knows what you see in her! Aren't you all delighted now?
Éponine: No, I don't want your money, sir.

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

Jay

Chuck: I still remember the war...
Dave Buznik: Oh, yeah?
Chuck: Yeah... Remember waking up to the sound of bombs dropping and children screaming...
Dave Buznik: Oh, you were in Vietnam?
Chuck: No... Grenada.
Dave Buznik: Didn't that, like, last only 12 hours?

The ho train has left the station.

Sharice Watters

No, no. No, see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.

Jim

If it weren't for people who took risks, where would we be in this world?

Jacob Moore

Not even the younglings survived.

Obi-Wan

Now raise your goblet of rock. It's a toast to those who rock!

Dewey Finn

I know you're scared. Don't be. 'Cause the world really is beautifu

Alicia Millstone

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