Hello titties.

Elizabeth Halsey

Grandma Tannen: Biff, Biff, where you going, Biff?
Biff Tannen: I told you, grandma, I'm goin' to the dance.
Grandma Tannen: When are you coming home?
Biff Tannen: I'll get home, when I get home.
Grandma Tannen: Don't forget to turn off the garage lights!

Kenneth Giles: [after defeating villains in a live show] Hey, Superman! Hey, Superman!
George Reeves: Well, hello there, young man, what's your name?
Kenneth Giles: [brandishing a gun] Kenneth Giles. Can I shoot you?
George Reeves: [he sees that it's a real gun and is suddenly very serious] Kenneth, why would you want to do something like that?
Kenneth Giles: So the bullet bounces off. Can I?
George Reeves: Well, if you did shoot me and the bullet bounced off, it might accidentally hit someone else. We don't want that to happen, do we?
Kenneth Giles: No...
George Reeves: Why don't you just, you and I... Here we go, partner. Why don't you just give me that? Just hand me that...

Alex: [to Jimmy] So how come they call you rabbit?
Future: Cause he's fast and likes to fuck a lot.

I feel like we're in a Noel Coward play. Someone should be making martinis.

Isaac Davis

I can provide food, I can provide shelter, and I can provide protection.

Neville

Annie: So what are you hiding from the law or is it just a bad nose job?
Penelope: Mhm, bad nose job.

What would you do? What would any of you be willing to do? Would you brave the weird and haunted shores at world's end to fetch back wit' ye Jack?

Tia Dalma

I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce.

Martin

Pee-wee: How do ya like school, Billy?
Pee-wee: Closed!

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What hath God wrought?

Brenda

Matthew: Do you have the fever?
Klitz: No. Why? Do you?
Matthew: I don't know. Maybe.
[turns to Eli]
Matthew: How 'bout you?
Eli: I just gotta fuck something.

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