Zack: We can make a porno!
Miri: Not what I had in mind.

For all of my career, I've been trying to catch people after they do something horrible. For once in my life, I'd like to catch somebody BEFORE they do something horrible, all right? Can you understand that?

Doug Carlin

Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny: He's ready.

Karen Eiffel: I went out... to buy cigarettes and I figured out how to kill Harold Crick.
Penny Escher: Buying cigarettes?
Karen Eiffel: As I was... when I came out of the store I... it came to me.
Penny Escher: How?
Karen Eiffel: Well, Penny, like anything worth writing, it came inexplicably and without method.

Dalton Russell: My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.

Newman: I can't hear anything, my ear is... I can't believe you did that.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: You think I should have bargained with that guy?
Newman: Yeah I do. You could've missed. You could've killed me.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: How bad is that ear?
Newman: I'm gonna have permanent hearing damage.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: [whispers] Can you hear what I'm saying now?
Newman: Yeah.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I... don't... bargain.

[singing] The hills are alive with the sound of music. With songs they have sung for a thousand years. The hills fill my heart with the sound of music. My heart wants to sing every song it hears.

Maria

Princess Fiona: What kind of a knight are you?
Shrek: One of a kind.

Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?

Axel Foley

Is my roommate a dick?

Charles

Earl Bassett: Stupid son-of-a-bitch, knocked itself cold!
Valentine McKee: Cold, my ass, he's dead! We killed it. We killed it! Fuck you!

[after shooting someone] people die at the fair.

Gunman at Fair in Final Scene

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