Maybe you're perfect right now. Maybe you don't wanna ruin that. I think that's a super philosophy, Will, that way you can go through your entire life without ever having to really know anybody...Sean
Megamind: Our battles quickly got more elaborate. He would win some, I would ALMOST win others! He took the name: Metro Man, defender of Metro City. I decided to pick something a little more humble: MegaMind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
Men do not fear swords, they fear monsters.Vlad Tepes
[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?Billy Bob
Pogue Parry: Look, I don't even like the guy... are you sure you're not imagining this?
Caleb Danvers: I'm telling you; his eyes were as black as the night in the pool today.
Marcus Burnett: You see what happens when you go off without me? You get into shit.
Mike Lowrey: Oh please, like shit don't happen when you're there.
Marcus Burnett: That - that ain't the point...
[about Jason] He's a little fragile, but he's gonna grow up to be big and strong... just like his dad.Lois Lane
Homeless Guy #1: It's a time machine... I know it's a time machine...
Christopher Gardner: [narrating] This machine in my lap? It is not a time machine.
Barney Ross: What's wrong with this picture?
Lee Christmas: Everything.
The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat (expletive).Costa
Billy: Jacob, keep your shirt on!
Got to be who you are in this world, no matter what.Robert McCall