That wasn't much of a rescue.

General Grievous

Are you a pothead, Focker?

Jack Byrnes

All I want for Christmas is you.

Judy

[to Batman] You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!

The Joker

Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

Roxanne Ritchi: [smashes a guitar on Metro Man's head] You left us in the hands of... HIM!
[points at Megamind]
Roxanne Ritchi: [to Megamind] No offense.
Megamind: No, I'm with you!

Well, what have we got here? Will you look at her? Those flashing eyes, those flushed cheeks, those trembling lips. You know something Princess? You are *ugly* when you're angry.

Lone Starr

Fred: You know what I love about divorcees? ...They love sex.
Rick: Is that true?
Fred: I don't know... I'd like to think so.
Rick: You would like to think that.

Tick tock.

Wiress

Say hello to your brother.

John McClane

[to Han] Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet.

Princess Leia

Maya Hayes: What's a threesome?
Will Hayes: It's a game, that adults play sometimes... When they're bored.
Maya Hayes: ...Whatever.

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