Your weirdness is actually affecting my vocal cords, so I'm gonna need you to scoot! Skedaddle!Bumper
You don't yell at a sleepwalker. He may fall and break his neck.Joe Gillis (as narrator)
Those crazy little fuckers man, they sure know their numbers.Kelly
Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
Tonight, hell freezes over!Mr. Freeze
[as he sees rock-like crabs] Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before.Jack Sparrow
Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
Beth: Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons!
She was like the water that freezes inside a rock and breaks it apart. It was no more her fault than it is the fault of the water when the rock shatters.One Stab
C.D. Bales: [the first time Chris sees C.D.'s nose] It's hypnotic, isn't it?
Chris McConnell: It's huge! It's enormous! It's gigantic! I mean, they said it was big, but I didn't expect it to be BIG!
It is decided. My daughter will teach you our ways. Learn well, "Jakesully", and we will see if your insanity can be cured.Moat
[outside the shrieking shack to Ron and Hermione] Well, well. Look who's here - you two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weasel-Bee? Don't your family all sleep in... one room?Malfoy
Rose, do you know why I like to have you serve me beer? So as I can watch you when you walk away.Sergeant Milton Warden