This class will be a waste of your - and what is infinitely worse - my time.

Nash

Junkie 1: Hey man, see that dude with the watch? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Junkie 2: He could tell us what time it is?
Junkie 1: No you idiot! We could steal the watch, sell it, and get more drugs!
Junkie 2: That's a brilliant plan! I have a gun!
Junkie 3: Man, what if he has a gun too?
Junkie 1: You idiot, law-abiding citizens aren't allowed to have guns here! How do you think we'd survive if they did?
Junkie 2: Let's go fuck this guy up!

Let the showdown begin!

Megamind

I don't think Mommy likes me very much. It must be hard to love an adopted child as much as your own.

Esther

Can't you stop saying fuck all the time?

Elvira

Retain, even in opposition, your capacity for astonishment.

Thaddeus Stevens

Grace: I've never seen the moon that big.
Bruce: We really shouldn't waste it.

Alexander McAnally III: Dash into shore, cut across shipping lanes...
Edie Bailey: This is a hurricane coming straight at us!
Melissa Brown: Let me reduce sails, Sandy, or even go back home.
Alexander McAnally III: This is my boat. We're gonna ride this thing out, not for fun, for safety. Do what I've always done: go with the flow.

You drive. You drive. I think there's something wrong with me.

Dr. Gonzo

Nicholas: No, what is this? What are you... selling?
Jim Feingold: Oh. It's a game.

Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.

James Bond

Carol Connelly: OK, we all have these terrible stories to get over, and you-...
Melvin Udall: It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

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