Dr. Evil: Son, wouldn't you like to see what daddy does for a living?
Scott Evil: Blow me.
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Show me.

A ruby? What am I? A Kardashian?

Megan Fox

I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order.

Jean Rasczak

I let the wedding get bigger than Big!

Carrie Bradshaw

Mr. Edwards: Oh, yeah, Clark's a great guy. He'll take good care of Angie.
Dale Denton: You know what, why don't you go fuck yourself, you weird little prick?
Mr. Edwards: Hey, I'm a teacher! You can't say that to me!
Dale Denton: Yeah? Well, I'm not a student here, so I can say whatever the fuck I want, you cheap little bastard!

Django, you uppity son of a... !

Stephen

Chip Douglas: Wow, the old McNair place. Never thought they'd get the floors clean after what happened.
Steven Kovacs: Why? What happened?
Chip Douglas: They had a lot of cats.

I care very much about aviation.

Howard Hughes

[to wife] You're an inanimate fuckin' object!

Harry

I gave you life so that you could live it.

Maria Portokalos

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Jack Sparrow

You know, I didn't just heed what I was taught, men and women should be together, it's the natural way, that kind of thing. I'm not with you because of what family, society, life tried to instill in me from day one. The way the world is, how seldom it is that you meet that one person who just gets you ... it's so rare. My parents didn't really have it. There were no examples set for me in the world of male-female relationships. And to cut oneself off from finding that person, to immediately halve your options by eliminating the possibility of finding that one person within your own gender, that just seemed stupid to me. So I didn't. But then you came along. You, the one least likely. I mean, you were a guy.

Alyssa

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