Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!

Clown Barker

Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin!

Vanellope von Schweetz

Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

Turk Malloy: Ten says he shorts it.
Frank, Livingston, Saul: Twenty!

Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.

Harbinger

That's called the quart of blood technique... you do that and a quart of blood will come out a guy

Billy Ray Valentine

Marty McFly: The answer's no, Griff.
Griff Tannen: No?
Marty McFly: Yeah, what are you deaf and stupid? I said "NO!"
Griff Tannen: What's wrong, McFly. 'You chicken?

The Boy-Who-Lived. How lies have fed your legend, Harry! Do you want to know what really happened thirteen years ago? Shall I divulge how I truly lost my powers? It was love. You see, when sweet, dear, Lily Potter gave her life for her only son, it provided him with the ultimate protection, I could not touch him. It was old magic, something I should have foreseen. But no matter, no matter, things have changed. I CAN TOUCH YOU... NOW! Astounding what a few drops of your blood will do, eh, Harry?

Voldemort

There's right and there's right and never the twain shall meet.

H.I.

There's sperm everywhere. I cracked a blanket in half.

Rita

Ted: Thunder Buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: Fucking right!
Ted: All right, come on, let's sing The Thunder Song."
John: All right.
John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. Fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts.

Time's a-wasting. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...

Tobin Frost

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