Selina Kyle: My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.
Bruce Wayne: This isn't a car.

Any second now he's gonna look at me and say, "You're so not worth this."

Toula Portokalos

Albert Nimzicki: I'm not Jewish.
Julius Levinson: Well, nobody's perfect.

Since we been followin' your lead, we ain't got nothing but trouble.


Sugar: Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?
Junior: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.

Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

The Thinker

Rosanne Cash: Hey Daddy, you okay?
Johnny Cash: Yeah honey, I'm fine. See you in the mornin'.

Luke: We'll never get it out now!
Yoda: So certain are you. Always with you what cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?

Bob Sweeney: There was a moment... when I used to blame everything and everyone... for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions.
Derek Vinyard: Like what?
Bob Sweeney: Has anything you've done made your life better?

Ruth: Tell us of the accommodations in steerage, Mr. Dawson. I hear they are quite good on this ship.
Jack: The best I've seen, ma'am. Hardly any rats.

Verbal: Can I have some coffee?
Dave Kujan: Maybe later.
Verbal: I'm really thirsty. When I was a kid I used to dehydrate, and my piss came out like snot. I mean, it was all thick and gross.

Just because I wear a uniform doesn't make me a girl scout.

Fran Kubelik

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