I say we take the sword and neuter him right here! Give him the Bob Barker treatment!


Ok, ladies the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met a TGI Fridays.


Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yes, but they were all bad!

Omar: This were the old way, this says "six Kadan height - "
Indiana: About 72 inches.
Omar: Wait! [turns medallion over] "And take back one Kadan, to honor the Hebrew God who's ark this is."

Lucius Malfoy: What's the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard, if they don't even pay you well for it?
Arthur Weasley: We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy.
Lucius Malfoy: Clearly.

I only have 1,123,581 most important things to talk to you about...

Pepper Potts

Edward Cole: I envy people who have faith, I just can't get my head around it.
Carter Chambers: Maybe because your head's in the way.

One of us has made a gross error, and wasted the other person's valuable time.

Elijah Price

Kitty Fane: It's raining cats and dogs.
Kitty Fane: I said it's raining cats and dogs.
Walter Fane: Yes, I heard you.
Kitty Fane: You might have answered.
Walter Fane: I suppose I'm not used to speaking unless I've something to say.
Kitty Fane: If people only spoke when they had something to say, the human race would soon lose the power of speech.

Miss boss! We gotta get those fat cheeky bulls into that big bloody metal ship!


Holy shit on an alter!


Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.


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