I can think of a lot of things to call Saito, but "reasonable"... that's a new one.

Commander Shears

[about Sacajawea]
Larry: Was she deaf? She seems a bit unresponsive.
Rebecca: That's because she's a statue...

Please don't ruin my childhood

Joey Naylor

Mickey: You know what you are?
Rocky: No, what?
Mickey: A tomato.
Rocky: A tomato?
Mickey: Yeah, and I'm running a business here, not a goddamn soup kitchen.

Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

Droz: Frog And Toad Are Friends, that's with the guy from The Clash, right?
Gutter: [confused] The...
Droz: The Clash. I don't know if you're aware of this, Gutter, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.

Tardy slip for you, Miss Parker. And one for you, McFly. I believe that makes four in a row. Now let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice, young man. This so-called Dr. Brown is dangerous, he's a real nutcase. You hang around with him, you're gonna end up in big trouble.

Mr. Strickland

Come On. It'll be fun.

Alex

The average person touches their face three to five times every waking minute. In between that we're touching door knobs, water fountains, and each other.

Dr. Erin Mears

[Being interrogated by Pheobe and looking right at the special glass] Yeah, I know you're in there and I know want you want, but you ain't getting it, no leads, no testimony. You can take your cuffs and shove'em up your ass.

Cindy

Kingpin: And how did you get past my security?
Bullseye: Oh, you mean that guy?
[points to dead man with pencils in his Adam's apple on floor]
Kingpin: Was that really necessary?
Bullseye: Necessary? No, it was fun.

It is of no consequence to me.

King Jaffe Joffer

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