Look, I just don't want to clean up the mess.Gerald Olin
Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach... teach gym.Dewey Finn
Constanze Mozart: Is it not good?
Salieri: It is miraculous.
Neytiri calls me skxawng. It means "moron."Jake Sully
John Smith: Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details but the punchline... you die.
A rolling bear gathers no hair!Monkey
Mel: You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?
Cher: Totally based on my powers of persuasion, you proud?
Mel: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.Wizard of Oz
Vinny Gambini: Mr. Wilbur, how'd you like Ms. Vito's testimony?
George Wilbur: Very impressive.
Vinny Gambini: She's cute too, huh?
George Wilbur: Yes, very.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Mr. Gambini...
Vinny Gambini: Sorry, Your Honor.
A pity they let the old punishment die... Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons... God, I miss the screaming.Caretaker Argus Filch
Your so-called kung-fu - is really - quite pathetic.Pai Mei
Jimmy Fallon: You don't look like the average porn star.
Bucky Larson: Oh yeah, cause I'm wearing a sweater.