Look, I just don't want to clean up the mess.

Gerald Olin

Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach... teach gym.

Dewey Finn

Constanze Mozart: Is it not good?
Salieri: It is miraculous.

Neytiri calls me skxawng. It means "moron."

Jake Sully

John Smith: Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details but the punchline... you die.

A rolling bear gathers no hair!

Monkey

Mel: You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?
Cher: Totally based on my powers of persuasion, you proud?
Mel: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Wizard of Oz

Vinny Gambini: Mr. Wilbur, how'd you like Ms. Vito's testimony?
George Wilbur: Very impressive.
Vinny Gambini: She's cute too, huh?
George Wilbur: Yes, very.
[laughter]
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Mr. Gambini...
Vinny Gambini: Sorry, Your Honor.

A pity they let the old punishment die... Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons... God, I miss the screaming.

Caretaker Argus Filch

Your so-called kung-fu - is really - quite pathetic.

Pai Mei

Jimmy Fallon: You don't look like the average porn star.
Bucky Larson: Oh yeah, cause I'm wearing a sweater.

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