Dr. Buddy Rydell: Alright, I'm going to need for you to retard your anger level a few notches and listen to me, can you do that?
Dave Buznik: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah... it's retarded, I'm retarded.

What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.

John Beckwith

Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.


Master Vampire: I have been waiting and eternity for a man of your strength to arrive. But what kind of man crawls into his own grave in search of hope?
Vlad Tepes: A desperate one.

[to Big] I curse the day you were born!

Charlotte York

David Patrick: We stoped off for ice cream.
Winston: When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Claire Miller: [to the wounded Rick] You sure you can fly this thing with one hand?
Rick: Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand.

Judges, lawyers, cops, politicians. They stop bringing dope into this country, about a hundred thousand people are gonna be out of a job.

Detective Richie Roberts

Wendy: We're really worried about this affair with your boss.
Jules: I don't know why you're both so worried... So, I bop him for a couple of years, get his job when he gets his hands caught in the vault, do a black mink ad, retire in utter disgrace, then write a best seller and be a fabulous host on my own talk show...

Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music.

Ernie McCracken

I think what she's trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat.

Private Cowboy

At my signal, unleash hell.


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