[preparing for the King's arrival] It costs a fortune to get this house ready for a royal visit!

Lady Elizabeth

Ray Fremick: Do you go by another name?
Plato: They call me Plato.
Crawford Family Maid: He was a Greek philosopher. They
[Plato turns away]
Crawford Family Maid: You talk nice to the man, John, he's going to help you.
Plato: Nobody can help me.

William Parrish: You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman!
Joe Black: Are you threatening me?
William Parrish: Yeah, I certainly hope so.

"Follow the Yellowbrick Road"

Munchkins

Jason Bourne: We dont have a choice.
Marie: Yes you do.

Drug dealers of the world, unite!

Franz Sanchez

They broke my watch!

Trooper La Fong

I'm gonna propose you a proposition!

Big Dan Teague

We are worth more to them undamaged. Their greed... will be their downfall.

Capt. Jack Aubrey

She can't do that! Shoot her or something!

Nute Gunray

Andy: I saw Dad.
Tammy: Dad? Where?
Andy: Tam, he's one of them.

Dave: You ball your socks, you floss, and you don't hide booze in the toilet tank.
Dave: [pauses] You live like a Mormon.

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