No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.


You can cross that one off your bucket list.

Mrs. Stainer

Listen to me. I got no reason to lie to you. Don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women, kid. Not just one woman, a lotta women.


That's for calling me crap you fatty!

Felicity Shagwell

You assholes almost broke my pussy finger!

Tony Manero

Ethan Tremblay: Holy Moses, it's like I'm traveling with a child!
Peter Highman: Have you used the restroom?
Ethan Tremblay: Good point, I need to take a pee-pee.
[walks towards the restroom with a childish walk]

We're leaving this house in 60 seconds.

Ray Ferrier

Richard Hayden: All right, now it's sale time, so remember, we don't take no.....
Tommy: No shit from anyone!
Richard Hayden: No.
Tommy: Um, we don't take no prisoners.
Richard Hayden: We don't take no for answer.
Tommy: Oh yeah... We don't take no for an answer! We don't take no for an answer...

Big Black Guy: You beatin' 10 cops. How come I don't see no bruises on you?
Billy Ray Valentine: 'Cause I'm a karate man, see! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherfucker!

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

Patches O'Houlihan

Religion is darkness.

Santosh Patel

Turn off the tape recorder.

Neal Daniels

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