I bought a car. Turn out to be an alien robot... who knew?

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky

I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?

Princess Leia

Alicia: [about stars] I once tried to count them all. I, actually, made it to 4,348.
Nash: You are exceptionally odd.
Alicia: I bet you're very popular with the girls.

You're just mad... 'cause tonight, you suckas got served!


Grischska: This is for my brother..
Bond: [Dodges the knife, and kills Grischska] And that's for 009.

[singing, narrating] His friends would say stop whining, they've had enough of that. His friends would say stop pining, there's other girls to look at. They've tried to set him up with Tiffany and Indigo... But there's something about Mary that they don't know.... Mary, there's just something about Mary.


Jessica (in Clive's body): Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like... to wake up every morning... and have to shave your chin.
Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.

Well done Mr. Enslin, well done.

Gerald Olin

Even fate chooses its favorites...


Sundance Kid: Well, I think I'll get saddled up and go looking for a woman.
Butch Cassidy: Good hunting.
Sundance Kid: Shouldn't take more than a couple of days. I'm not picky. As long as she's smart, pretty, and sweet, and gentle, and tender, and refined, and lovely, and carefree...

I've never sucked a dick before. I bet it sucks dick!

Kumar Patel

Cab Driver: This shitty enough for ya?
Prince Akeem: Yes, this will be fine.

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