Jesus, is the circus in town?

John McClane

Dan Devine: You all already know this, but this is the most important game of your lives. No excuses, do the work. Our lady of victory...
All: Pray for us!

Father Janovich: Why didn't you call the police?
Walt Kowalski: Well you know, I prayed for them to come but nobody answered.

Batman: [while under attack] To the Batmobile!
Batman: Dang it...
Wonder Woman: To the Invisible Jet!
Wonder Woman: Dang it...

Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

My quest has taken me through the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional and back...


I can be in the NBA. I'm tall, I like to wear shorts. Hook! Hook! Dunk! Dunk! Baby, I'm all about three points.


Bo Catlett: You see how he just went over the rail like that? Maybe I could get Chili Palmer up here, and you could fix my balcony to give way like they do in the movies. I invite him to take a look at my view, he leans over the rail, pitches off the balcony into the sweet by-and-by...
Bear: Cat, that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

The car's a little dinged up, I'm a little stiff. But whatever I don't want to talk about it.

Rosalyn Rosenfeld

[looking through the medicine cabinet] How do you live in New York and not have a single percocet?


He's doing some sort of Fosse yoga thing.

Sharpay Evans

[to Emmett] Come with me if you want to not die.


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