Watching Boy: [stares at Willie] I saw you at another mall.
Willie: Well, I'm happy for you.
Watching Boy: If you really are Santa, you could do magic.
Willie: [whispers] Wanna see some magic? OK, let's watch you disappear!

People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.

J.D.

I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

Cal Naughton, Jr.

Rusty: Saul, turn that off, will you?
Saul: [in fake accent] I'll turn it off when I'm ready to...
Rusty: Saul!
Saul: [normal voice] It's off, it's off!

Jak sie masz? My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!

Borat

[kissing George on the head] See ya later, Pop. Wooo, time to change that oil.

Dave McFly

The only thing we had in common was that she was from Iowa, and I had once heard of Iowa.

Ray Kinsella

[to Cooper] Your daughter's generation will be the last to survive on Earth. You're the best pilot we ever had. Get out there and save the world.

Dr. Brand

Trina: I'm sure she's fine
Angela: Trick, was anybody talking to you?
Trina: Trick?
Angela: Yes, trick. As in slut, whore, tramp. You don't know your name?

How can someone so charming be so manipulative?

Annette

Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along.

Sara

Jack Lauderdale: So Ray, we got to talk about your name, man. Robinson. I mean, Sugar Ray got to Robinson franchise all sewed up. So I'm thinking we go with your middle name: Charles. As in "Ray Charles."
Ray Charles: I don't care what you call me, man, just as long as my name is on the record.

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