I never thought you were a bad consiglieri, Tom. I thought Santino was a bad don, rest in peace.

Don Corleone

Chev Chelios: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Pharmacist: England?

Vesper Lynd: How was your lamb?
James Bond: Skewered. One sympathizes.

Dan: It's not safe out there.
Alice: Oh, and it's safe in here?

Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself, mate.

Ron Weasley

Nash: Alicia, does our relationship warrant long-term commitment? I need some kind of proof, some kind of verifiable, empirical data.
Alicia: I'm sorry, just give me a moment to redefine my girlish notions of romance.

Connor: Do you know who I am?
Brad: What?
Connor: Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.

B. Rabbit: Hey Sol, you ever wonder at what point you just got to say, fuck it man, like, when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?
Sol: It's 7.30 in the morning, dawg.

[to Grace] I never had a girlfriend before. I'll never forget you.

Smurfette

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

Melanie Carmichael

When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.

Julien

Don't shrug, imbecile. I'm blind. Save your body language for the bimbi.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade

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