Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it.

Dr. Buddy Rydell

You've said it yourself a million times. If there had been a TV in every living room 60 years ago, this country does not elect a man in a wheelchair.

A.J.

I'm thrilled you would think of me.

Snow

What? Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War!

Delaney

What do I do? What do I do?

Ryan Stone

Clarence, you do a good job with George Bailey and you will get your wings.

Senior Angel

Sanford: Hey, Dante, I'm gonna grab a Gatorade.
Dante Hicks: If you grab a Gatorade, then everyone's gonna grab one.
Sanford: So?
Dante Hicks: So, who's gonna pay for all these Gatorades?
Sanford: What do you care, you shoe polish-smelling motherfucker?
Dante Hicks: Hey, I have a responsibility here. I can't have everybody grabbing free drinks.

[sucked into a tornado] I don't want to die! I haven't accomplished anything yet! Please!

Oz

Serendipity: Can you believe it? Me - a muse, for God's sake. I sit down in front of the typewriter, and what do I get? Nothing. Blank page. I can't even write a grocery list.
Bethany: What about what you did with Jay and Silent Bob? You inspired them.
Serendipity: That's the cosmic joke. I can give out a zillion and nine ideas a second, but I can't keep any for myself. Her quirky sense of humor.

You don't need your mouth to pee.

Frank

Teri: What's your book about?
Robert McCall: It's about a guy who is a knight in shining armor, except he lives in a world where knights don't exist anymore.

Hey, Stosh. I said no.

Michael

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