C'mon you miserable blind motherfucker let's do it.

Charlie Simms

Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.


Danny Ocean How are you feeling?
Basher Tarr: Great... for a dead guy!
Danny Ocean: Good.

There is no promise you can make that I can trust.


That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I have ever heard.


E.B.: Dad, I wanna drum in a band. I wanna see the world.
EB Dad: EB, the Easter bunny sees the world all in one night.
E.B.: oh, Really dad? What about China?
EB Dad: (Remembers being thrown out in China) Right, so we haven't cracked China yet.
E.B.: Don't wanna be the Easter bunny.
EB Dad: 4000 years of tradition doesn't end just because one selfish bunny doesn't feel like doing it!

We have some planes...

Mohammed Atta

Brad: I think you should sound like, a normal person... from the heart! From... the... heart!
Ifty: From the heart
Sam: This argh okay hello thank you for calling this is Saaaaaaaam
Ifty: Wow!
Brad: I feel that was a very thouching moment right there.
Ifty: I, I, I, I felt that one
Sam: High five!
All: High five!

You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.

Lane Iverson

Sydney Ellen Wade: Bob Rumson's gotta be drooling over this!
President Andrew Shepherd: Are you attracted to me?
Sydney Ellen Wade: I beg your pardon?
President Andrew Shepherd: I asked if you were attracted to me.
Sydney Ellen Wade: That's not the issue.
President Andrew Shepherd: Well, I tell you what, let's make it the issue.

Maj. Warden: [to Col. Green] Sir, it's most annoying. They say, in view of the time element, they don't think a few practice jumps would be worthwhile.
Major Shears: No?
Maj. Warden: No, they say if you make one jump, you've only got 50% chance of injury, two jumps, 80%, and three jumps, you're bound to catch a packet. The consensus of opinion is that the most sensible thing for Major Shears to do is to go ahead and jump, and hope for the best.
Major Shears: With or without a parachute?

Make 'em laugh!

Cosmo Brown

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