Chev Chelios: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Pharmacist: England?

Dan: It's not safe out there.
Alice: Oh, and it's safe in here?

Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself, mate.

Ron Weasley

Nash: Alicia, does our relationship warrant long-term commitment? I need some kind of proof, some kind of verifiable, empirical data.
Alicia: I'm sorry, just give me a moment to redefine my girlish notions of romance.

Connor: Do you know who I am?
Brad: What?
Connor: Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.

B. Rabbit: Hey Sol, you ever wonder at what point you just got to say, fuck it man, like, when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?
Sol: It's 7.30 in the morning, dawg.

Don't shrug, imbecile. I'm blind. Save your body language for the bimbi.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade

[to Grace] I never had a girlfriend before. I'll never forget you.

Smurfette

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

Melanie Carmichael

When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.

Julien

E.B.: Dad, I wanna drum in a band. I wanna see the world.
EB Dad: EB, the Easter bunny sees the world all in one night.
E.B.: oh, Really dad? What about China?
EB Dad: (Remembers being thrown out in China) Right, so we haven't cracked China yet.
E.B.: Don't wanna be the Easter bunny.
EB Dad: 4000 years of tradition doesn't end just because one selfish bunny doesn't feel like doing it!

George Simmons: So, Ira Wright? That's not your real name. You're hiding some Judaism.
Ira Wright: I don't think I can hide that. My face is circumcised.

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