I'm doing America a favor.

Greg

Captain Steven Hiller: Oops.
David Levinson: What do you mean, oops?
Captain Steven Hiller: Some jerk put this...
David Levinson: Don't say "oops" ...
Captain Steven Hiller: What do you say we try that again?
David Levinson: Yes, yes. Yes. Without the "oops." Thataway.

Geronimo, Motherfucker!

John McClane

[to Professor X] You should have killed me when you had the chance!

Magneto

If she was here I'd probably be just as crazy now as I was then in about 5 minutes. Ain't that ridiculous?... Naw, it ain't really. 'Cause being crazy about a woman like her is always the right thing to do. Being an old decrepit bag of bones, that's what's ridiculous. Gettin' old.

Sam the Lion

Russell: But I want to help!
Carl Fredricksen: I don't want your help, I want you safe.

Capt. Bart Mancuso: All back full.
Lt. Cmdr. Thompson: Captain...
Capt. Bart Mancuso: I said, all back full!
Lt. Cmdr. Thompson: Back full, aye.

Colonel Nathan Dudley: Mr. Bonney. Mr. McSween. This is Colonel Nathan Dudley out of Fort Scranton. Come on out, with your hands high.
William H. Bonney: Hahahahahaha! With your hands high? I better reason with him. Hey, Colonel Shithead. You can kiss my ass. Get President Hayes down here, then we'll come out. We'll see how they like that one.

Motherfucker! Connelly, get your ass back on the kit.

Terence Fletcher

[last words] Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!

Derrick Jones

I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!

Borat

Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

Kaffee

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