That wasn't very sporting, using real bullets.Phillip Vandamm
[Shooting hoops and continuously missing] I was, like, gettin' 'em all in before you showed up.Captain Howard
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it...Lord Voldemort
He was my friend too!Dr. Eve Saks
Carl Denham: $2,000 is a deal. Will you take a check?
Captain Englehorn: Do I have a choice?
Maddy Bowen: The world is falling apart and all we hear about is blowjob-gate.
Danny Archer: When was the last time the world wasn't falling apart, huh?
Rufus: Greetings, my excellent friends.
Ted: Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?
Rufus: Well, perhaps we could ask them.
Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes...
Stoner Friend: No dice! Ohhhh.
Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Jeff Spicoli: He's the full hot orator.
The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East. A sleepless malice. The eye of the enemy is moving. He is HERE.Legolas
Policeman: What did the pajamas look like?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: I don't know ... they were jammies! They had Yodas 'n' shit on 'em!
Charley Ford: You think it's all made up don't ya? You think it's all yarns and newspaper stories.
Robert Ford: He's just a human being.