C'mon you miserable blind motherfucker let's do it.

Charlie Simms

Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.


We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.

Ron Albertson

We're still pioneers, we barely begun. Our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, cause our destiny lies above us.


Come out, come out, where ever you are.

Jack Torrance

Nick Memphis: I didn't know you had a woman.
Bob Lee Swagger: Neither did I... until they took her.

Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.

Roy O'Bannon

There is no promise you can make that I can trust.


Danny Noonan: I've always wanted to go to college.
Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
Lacey Underall: [to Danny] Nice try.

Sydney Ellen Wade: Bob Rumson's gotta be drooling over this!
President Andrew Shepherd: Are you attracted to me?
Sydney Ellen Wade: I beg your pardon?
President Andrew Shepherd: I asked if you were attracted to me.
Sydney Ellen Wade: That's not the issue.
President Andrew Shepherd: Well, I tell you what, let's make it the issue.

You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.

Lane Iverson

Banky: God, I'm so embarrassed.
Hooper: You should be. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again.

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