I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at all times.

Nina

[633 confronts an intruder]
Cop663: What are you doing in my apartment?
Faye: You asked me to visit.

Great Caesar's ghost.

Perry White

Nigel Boswell/Agent 006: Boswell. Nigel Boswell. 006. You know what that means?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Of course! It means you are one away from the big time.

Put the frog down!

Nadya

Rhomann Dey: Peter Jason Quill. He's also known as Star-Lord.
Nova Corps Officer: Who calls him that?
Rhomann Dey: Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud...
Peter Quill: Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works...

Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!

James Bond

Wolverine: Felt like she killed me.
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: If she held on any longer, she could have.

East, West, just points of the compass, each as stupid as the other.

Dr. No

Prince Edward: [threatening Robert with his sword] Have you any last words before I dispatch you?
Robert: You have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward: Strange words!

Have some candy.

King Candy

Anything I see in my mind, I can create...

Hal Jordan

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