This body will take some getting used to.

Klaatu

I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.

Mr. Furious

I say we take the sword and neuter him right here! Give him the Bob Barker treatment!

Donkey

I opened up to you, and you judged me.

Tiffany

Vega: [Chun-Li has cut Vega's face and has her foot pressed against his head] You think this is over?
Chun-Li: No. I'm just getting started.

Roy: So what did your dad do? Was he an imperial guard?
Chon Wang: No, much more important. He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
Roy: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!

Sadusky: There is a book and it has the information you need. The President's Book of Secrets. A collection of documents for President's eyes only. The truth behind the JFK conspiracy. The missing minutes from the Watergate tapes. And of course, Area 51.
Ben Gates: It contains all of our nation's secrets. I need to see that book.
Sadusky: The only way you'll ever see that book is if you get elected President.

CHRIST. Terry. This is Italian knit.

Frank Abagnale, Jr.

Interviewer: Do you know how to use Excel?
Arthur: No.
Interviewer: Powerpoint?
Arthur: No.
Interviewer: Outlook?
Arthur: Generally positive. You know, I mean, I have down days, like anyone, but...

I'm gettin' too fat for this s***.

Larry

This war will never end.

Kent Taylor

Ooh, a Mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that!

Bowler Hat Guy

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