I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.


Never you mind, honey. Never you mind.

Ruth Popper

You see, I think negative emotions are always trumped by positive emotions.


Topper Harley: So... I guess you've been with a man before...
Ramada Thompson: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.

Nash: Alicia, does our relationship warrant long-term commitment? I need some kind of proof, some kind of verifiable, empirical data.
Alicia: I'm sorry, just give me a moment to redefine my girlish notions of romance.

Nacho: These are my recreation clothes.
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you.

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.

The Emperor

My chin's hanging out right next to yours. I'd worry a lot less if I thought you were worrying enough.

Tom Reagan

I'm not one of your little friends, you fucking midget.

Jake Mazursky

Scotty Brennen: See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.
Josh: Well, I'll stay away from her, then.

Jake: Uh, Bob, about the money for tonight.
Bob: Oh, yeah... That's $200, and you boys drank $300 worth of beer.

Ooops, no bullets. What do you think, I'm fucking stupid, Hans?

John McClane

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