What in Jupiter's Balls?

Moss

I'm gonna propose you a proposition!

Big Dan Teague

Barney Ross: What's wrong with this picture?
Lee Christmas: Everything.

Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: I didn't realize that.

Kyle: You cant die! We don't know where we are!
The Mole: You must go on...
Kyle: No, we have no fucking clue where we are!

"Oh, i'm not a witch at all! I'm Dorothy, from Kansas."

"Are you a good witch or a bad witch? Dorothy

They broke my watch!

Trooper La Fong

Trina: I'm sure she's fine
Angela: Trick, was anybody talking to you?
Trina: Trick?
Angela: Yes, trick. As in slut, whore, tramp. You don't know your name?

J. Jonah Jameson: My god, he was a hero. Spider-man truly was an asset to this city. He was...
J. Jonah Jameson: [the Spider-man costume is gone] ... a thief! A burglar. Get me Spider-man now! I want his head!

One day someone like me is gonna kill you and your whole fucking race!

Zander

Mr. Earl Brooks: Would it bother you to kill a woman?
Mr. Smith: No. No, an asshole's an asshole.

Whoopee-tee-yi-yo. Get along little dogies. It's your misfortune and none of my own.

Joe Buck

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