Nacho: These are my recreation clothes.
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you.

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.

The Emperor

Malcolm: Who was that in the video?
Caesar: A good man... like you.

My chin's hanging out right next to yours. I'd worry a lot less if I thought you were worrying enough.

Tom Reagan

I'm not one of your little friends, you fucking midget.

Jake Mazursky

Jake: Uh, Bob, about the money for tonight.
Bob: Oh, yeah... That's $200, and you boys drank $300 worth of beer.

There's a mirror right there. Take a look, you're white.


It happens when I'm nervous.

Squidward Tentacles

Tracy Abernathy: I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse?
Graham Hess: I suppose it would depend on its usage.
Tracy Abernathy: How about "John you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara"?
Graham Hess: It's a curse.
Tracy Abernathy: Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times.

Let's get out of here.


Archie: You're going to shoot me?
Otto: [in a pompous, English accent] Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!

If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.

Michael Corleone

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