You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Miracle Max

You scurvy shiester bastard. I'm a doctor of journalism man! Get in there and clean your shorts! Clean your shorts goddammit like a big boy!

Raoul Duke

Mack: You should be taking a dirt nap after that ragdoll today.
Johnny Blaze: I got lucky.
Mack: I've got a dog named Lucky - he's got one eye and no nuts. Lucky don't cover it JB. You got an angel looking after you.
Johnny Blaze: Maybe it's something else.

You stay away from me, man! Hey, smoke a fuckin' peace pipe!

Carl Showalter

You think it's a Schwinn!

Chad Feldheimer

You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.


Django: You better listen to your boss, white boy.
Billy Crash: Oh, I'ma go walkin' in the moonlight with you.
Django: You wanna hold my hand?

You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.

Tony Montana

You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?


Indiana Jones: You want the stones? Let 'em go! Let 'em go!
Mola Ram: [laughs] Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!

Jenna: You want to know a secret?
Matt: Yeah.
Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.

Todd: You were basically the worst parent ever!
Donny: I was awesome!
Todd: You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day!
Donny: That's what you asked for!
Todd: You're supposed to say no!

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