Life is short, but marriage is long... so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.


[singing] My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo, / We've washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels too, / We've taken down the zog machine Jew by Jew by Jew, / The white man marches on!


Now that's how you get pink eye.

Ben Stone

[in Korean] Prepare to suck the cock of karma!


Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman.
Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.

Spying on 30 million people is not part of my job description.

Lucius Fox

"That's probably Ashton Kolchak right now, tellin' us we've been 'punk'd' or whatever."

Adam [after a knock on the door]

Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

Lt. Kendrick: I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant: the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer, Colonel Nathan R. Jessep, and the Lord our God.

The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.

Melanie Carmichael

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. My business is with Isengard tonight, with rock and stone. Come, my friends. The Ents are going to war. It is likely that we go to our doom. The last march of the Ents.


This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.

Spalding Smails

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