Do you think you are alive because you can fight? You are alive because of what I did to save you

Vlad Tepes

Don't be thick in front of me, Al.

Plainview

Don't touch my uncle! He is the genius of my family. He used to make the tip of the bomb, you know? That finds New York or Washington?

Lev Andropov

Frank Lopez: Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!
[laughing]
Elvira Hancock: Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply.

John Hammond: Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, you're making all new ones.

Mia: Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
Vincent: We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.

Don't you point those dirty, green sausages at me!

Fairy Godmother

Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

David St. Hubbins

Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps... and I want my scalps!

Lt. Aldo Raine

Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?

Mrs. Smails

Fluff and fold, buddy. Soon as I make it really big, I'm going fluff and fold.

Kirby

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