I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!

Thurgood Jenkins

I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

Ratso Rizzo

In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

Teddy KGB

Jane Winslett-Richardson: [about her baby] In twelve years, he'll be eleven and a half.
Steve Zissou: [pause] That was my favorite age.

Fezzik: Inigo?
Inigo Montoya: What?
Fezzik: I hope we win.

Is it better to be feared or respected? And I'd say is it too much to ask for both?

Tony Stark

[as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!

Angie Ostrowiski

Poltical Officer Ivan Putin: And the seventh angel poured his bowl into the air, and a voice cried out from heaven, saying: "It is done." A man with your responsibilities reading about the end of the world. And what's this? "I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds."
Captain Ramius: It is an ancient Hindu text, quoted by an American.
Poltical Officer Ivan Putin: An American?
Captain Ramius: Mmm. He invented the atomic bomb, and was later accused of being a communist.

It's happening.

Graham Hess

Terence Fletcher: Try me you fucking weasel! At 5
Andrew: It's my part, I'll be on your stage. Fuck

Pete: I've always wondered, what's the devil look like?
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.
Tommy Johnson: Oh, no. No, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.

[in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.

Brennan Huff

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