I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun.

Buck Laughlin

Rawlins: The town is clean sir. Ain't no rebs here, just some women.
Col. Montgomery: You hear that! Let's clear 'er out!

Sid: Look, somebody else is gonna have a baby! You must be proud!
Pudgy Beaver Mom: I'm not pregnant!

Tony Manero: Oh fuck the future!
Fusco: No, Tony! You can't fuck the future. The future fucks you! It catches up with you and it fucks you if you ain't planned for it!

Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?

Derek, have you got your cup on? Because I will hit you there.

Fred Simmons

[to Harry] Nice one, James!

Sirius Black

God... let this be it.

Jim

Welcome to Singapore.

Captain Sao Feng

Joe: Do we get a balloon with these?
Shoe Salesman: ...Yeah
Robert: All of us or just her?

[about to ride cheetah] This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.

Harold

Doc: Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I done SHOT that horse!
Doc: Well, that's your problem, Tannen!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wrong! That's YOURS. So, from now on, you better be lookin' behind you when you walk. 'Cause one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back.

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