Bruce Wayne: I watched you die.
Ra's al Ghul: I told you I was immortal.

If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.


Meaner dude: If I was in your shoes, I'd be...
Otter: Leaving! What a good idea.

If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Ohman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!


Butler: If you're a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse.
Indiana Jones: How dare he.

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

The Joker

I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!

Brennan Huff

I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.

Dewey Finn

I'm bad and that's good. I'll never be good, and that's not bad.

Wreck-It Ralph

I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.

Turk Malloy

I'm in a glass case of emotion.

Ron Burgundy

I'm keeping him.


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