H.I.: Need a beer, Glen?
Glen: Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
Next to last! Fleur couldn't get past "ze grindylows".Hermione
Danni: Nice instrument.
Laura Forester: Thanks, nice boobs.
Laura Forester: I'm wear a training bra but its kind of itchy.
Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen, he will like your boobs too.
Danni: They all do.
Barney Ross: Great to have you back.
Doc: No better place to be.
Stu Price: [to crying baby beside him in back seat] No, don't cry, it's okay, everything's fine, don't cry...
[screaming to the other guys in the front seat]
Stu Price: What the fuck is going on?
Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since Vietnam!Seth
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: You mean like flaming? Or part time?
Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.
Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Recruiter: I'll just put that as a 'no'.
Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?Lord Farquaad
Johnny Fontane: Oh, Godfather, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Don Corleone: [shouts] You can act like a man!
Don Corleone: What's the matter with you. Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman.
[Corleone imitates him sobbing]
Don Corleone: What can I do? What is that nonsense. Ridiculous.
Woman in Elevator: Oh, how cute! What's his name?
Phil Wenneck: Ben.
Alan Garner: Carlos.
Abe Sapien: [Hellboy hands him a beer] Oh, my body's a temple.
Hellboy: Now it's an amusement park.
Oh, my friends. I'm so pleased you're not dead!Sallah