I shot Santa Claus in the face. He's real, and I shot him in the face.

Harold

Let the games begin!

Bane

[shouting, smashing car with golf club] This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Walter Sobchak

Inigo Montoya: Excuse... Excuse me... Excuse me... Fezzik, please?
Fezzik: EVERYBODY... MOVE! [everybody parts, path is clear]
Inigo Montoya: Thank you.

I got no spit.

Hooper

Nothing wrong with a little shooting, as long as the right people get shot.

Turk

We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?

Max Bialystock

You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.

Man with Knife

See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.

Sean

You're gonna die, clown.

Happy Gilmore

[a galley's 200 rowers are gradually told to increase their pace] Battle speed!... Attack speed!... Ramming speed!

Quintus Arrius

Merrill: Hey, you guys okay?
Morgan: Some guy had a sign saying it was the end of the world.
Merrill: Don't worry.
Morgan: You won't let anything happen to us, right?
Merrill: No way.
Morgan: I wish you were my dad.
Merrill: What did you say? Don't you ever say anything like that again. Ever!

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