If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.Ace Ventura
Willy Wonka: If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?
Mr. Teavee: What kind of question is that?
Willy Wonka: No need to snap. Just a question.
Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?
I'm a god. I'm not THE God... I don't think.Phil
I'm afraid that your friend Mathis... is actually MY friend Mathis.Le Chiffre
I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.Hattori Hanzo
I'm George Nelson, and I'm feeling ten feet tall!George Nelson
Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
I'm gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with with him. Somebody steals from me, I'm gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand? Now, I have done nothing to harm these people but they are angered with me, so what do they do, doctor up some income tax, for which they have no case. To speak to me like me, no, to harass a peaceful man. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I'd have a little more self respect. One more thing, you have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that's how you know who won.Capone
I'm half and half. Dad's a muggle, Mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.Seamus Finnigan
I'm half wop, I'm half nigger. I'm not afraid of nobody.Rudy
I'm Madea! Ma to the damn D-E-A!Madea