Princess Leia: What is it?
Luke: Ask me again some time.

Morpheus: What is the Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this.
[holds up a Duracell battery]
Neo: No, I don't believe it. It's not possible.
Morpheus: I didn't say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it would be the truth.

Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell league you been playing in?
Rick Vaughn: California Penal...
Willie Mays Hayes: Never heard of it. How'd you end up playing there?
Rick Vaughn: Stole a car.

Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish Convent, anyway?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

Pinto: What's your major?
Pinto's Date: Primitive cultures.

Eliza? Where the devil are my slippers?

Professor Henry Higgins

[attempting to say "Hello, how are you" in a Cockney accent] Ello, ow are ooo?

Corky St. Clair

Funny, you like samurai swords... I like baseball.

Hattori Hanzo

Go get 'em, tiger.

Mary Jane Watson

Phil Wenneck: God damn it!
Alan Garner: Gosh darn it!
Phil Wenneck: Shit!
Alan Garner: Shoot!

Good morning, eager young minds.


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