C'mon Meat, throw me that weak-ass shit!

Crash Davis

Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: I did the job I...
Kaffee: [shouting] Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: [shouts] You're goddamn right I did!

World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

Do you think we choose the times into which we are born? Or do we fit the times we are born into?

Abraham Lincoln

[singing] Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.

Butch Cassidy

MacGruber: Don't worry, this is just like Nicaragua.
Vicki St. Elmo: I got shot in Nicaragua!
MacGruber: This is nothing like Nicaragua.

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.


Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.

Lou Brown

Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.


Gentlemen, it's been a privilege flying with you.

Jim Lovell

Rusty: God, I'm bored!
Danny: You look bored.
Rusty: I am bored!
Rusty: How was the clink? You get the cookies I sent?
Danny: Why do you think I came to see you first?

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

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