Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
For relaxing times... make it Suntory time.Bob
Bertier: [listening to state championship game on the radio] NO! Nooooooooo!
Nurse: Gary, what's wrong?
Bertier: Do not come in here!
Claire: This is nice. Just two friends having dinner... no pressure.
Alvin: [the lights turn down, the stereo turns on; "Let's Get It On" begins to play] Boom chicka wow-wow, chicka wow-wow!
[whispering to Dave]
Alvin: Tell her she completes you!
Momma, you take Mardell and JD and get home 'fore I tell that lawyer there that you were so worried about your welfare you never signed those house papers like you were supposed to. So anytime I feel like it I can sell that house from under your fat, lazy, hillbilly ass. And if you ever come back, that's exactly what I'll do.Maggie Fitzgerald
Indiana Jones: Who is your mother, again?
Mutt Williams: Mary, Mary Williams. You don't remember her?
Indiana Jones: There've been a lot of Marys, kid.
Mutt Williams: [draws switchblade] Hey! That's my mother you're talking about!
They're running something on my ship.Captain Camp
Professor Henry Jones: Junior?
Indiana Jones: Yes, sir.
Professor Henry Jones: It is you, Junior.
Indiana Jones: Don't call me that. Please.
There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it...Lord Voldemort
Zam Wesell: It hit the ship, but they used a decoy.
Jango Fett: We'll have to try something more subtle this time, Zam. My client is getting impatient. Take these...
[explaining how to get past Fluffy] You just play a bit of music and he'll fall right to sleep... I shouldn't have told you that!Hagrid
Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon.
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.